Saturday, December 18, 2010

Mr. A's review of........Tron Legacy


The Story
Sam Flynn has never had an easy life despite being the son of famous ENCOM CEO Kevin Flynn. After the disappearance of his father, Sam lashed out against the world and especially the people involved in his father's company.
One night after pirating ENCOM's new operating system and releasing it to the public, Sam is approached by Alan Brady, Kevin's long-time friend and co-worker. Alan reveals that he's received a page from Kevin's old office located in the now abandoned Flynn's Arcade.
Letting curiosity get the better of him, Sam ventures to the arcade and hacks into his father's computer mainframe and accidentally activates a digitizing laser which takes him into The Grid, a cyber-world populated by humanoid computer programs.
Being forced to fight for his life, Sam must defeat the omnipotent Clu, find his father, and escape this horrific place before time runs out. Can Sam do it or will he fall before Clu and his silent guard Rinzler? Welcome to the Grid...


The Review
Waiting almost 30 years for a sequel to the original Tron, I must say that this film was a bit of a let down. Not to say that it wasn't a good movie, it was absolutely fantastic for what it was, it's just that there's was so much they could have done with the movie that they didn't.
I will say that it was good to see Jeff Bridges back as both Kevin Flynn and Clu, who should technically be called Clu 2. The CG used to de-age both Jeff Bridges and Bruce Boxleitner (Alan Brady, Tron) was impressive.
The redesigns for the Lightcycles, combat uniforms, and pretty much EVERYTHING were awesome and seeing the images of programs doing disc battles in huge arenas made me feel like a kid again.
The pacing wasn't as good as it could have been and there were a few parts that seemed unnecessary (the entire scene with Castor felt sort of tacked together).
Overall though it was really fun and I'd probably go see this again.


The Verdict
Great effects and above-average acting will keep you interested, but unless you were a fan of the original Tron or you're a little kid, you might not like it.
One other piece of advice I must give you all is DO NOT SEE IT IN 3-D!!!
The portions that were actually in 3-D were good, but there wasn't enough of it to warrant you paying the extra $7 to see it. There was also the problem with the sides of the screen coming out of focus if you weren't looking right at it, but that could have just been the theater we saw it in.
Maka, Jam, Rerun (who from now on will be called Clu), and I all paid for the 3-D and we weren't impressed (which was why we kept the glasses after the movie).
If you got a free weekend and you like sci-fi/cyberpunk you should definitely catch this one. Drag your girlfriends to it!

5.5/10 in 3-D
7/10 in 2-D



Stay tuned for some old-school movie reviews from me and a possible Scott Pilgrim commentary!


Jaa mata,
Mr. A
(Executive producer, User)

Monday, December 13, 2010

The Otaku 5-0 Show: The Last Airbender Audio Commentary

Aloha everybody!

I am pleased to present to you the long-awaited audio commentary track for The Last Airbender!

Before proceeding, I must issue my customary disclaimer that despite our best efforts our commentary track may not sync up perfectly with your DVD version of the film. So please adjust either as necessary.

Now, sit back and enjoy the fruit of our labors. We hope that you have as much fun listening to this commentary as we did recording it.

Mahalo,
~Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)

Show Notes
The Last Airbender Audio Commentary

Recording Date: November 29, 2010
Total Running Time: 105 minutes

Panelists
Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)
Jupiter (Podcast Executive Producer)
Mr. A (Assistant Podcast Executive Producer)
Maka (Assistant Video Executive Producer)
Jam (Contributor-at-Large)


To better sync our commentary with your DVD version of the film, just follow the instructions below:

FIRST AND FOREMOST, download our audio commentary track to your computer or favorite mp3 player.

1) Load up your DVD, and proceed to the main menu:

Nice-looking menu. Too bad the movie sucked.

2) Move the cursor, highlighting and selecting "Scene Selections".

3) Scroll through the corresponding menu, and highlight the first scene with the cursor.

4) Play our audio commentary track, and select that scene when prompted to do so.

Enjoy!

Feedback is always accepted here at Otaku 5-0. Please send us an e-mail to us at otaku50podcast@gmail.com OR post a comment on this blog!

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Mr. A's review of.....The Italian Job


So, the great Diamond Head Video is going out of business so I decided to pick up a few DVD's to keep me entertained while our hiatus is going on. Here is the first review in a line of old-school movies I picked up.

The Story
Charlie Croker isn't such a bad guy despite serving a lengthy prison sentence. He's nice, a snappy dresser, and he's got a brand new job that's sure to rake in the dough. Unfortunately this job could also send him up the river again...or home in a pine box.
Charlie's old friend and fellow thief Roger Beckermann has got a great idea; steal a four-million dollar shipment of gold that's on it's way from China to the Fiat motor company located in Turin, Italy. The plan is perfect...until Beckermann ends up dead at the hands of the Italian mafia.
Despite the risks Charlie decides that too big of a payoff to pass up and sets out to gather a crack team in order to pull off this "Italian job."
Can charlie and his rag-tag team of thieves pull this off and make the biggest theft in history or will the mob get the better of Charlie and send him back in pieces?

The Review
It's pretty much a given that if Michael Caine is in a movie it's gonna be good. Charlie is an instantly lovable character despite yelling at his inept crew for almost half of the movie. Noel Coward does a superb job as Mr. Bridger, the ominous Brit mobster who backs Charlie's plan.
The pacing is really good and gives you just enough down time in order to absorb the plot, the car chases are some of the best I've ever seen in any old film save for The French Connection, and the dialogue is hilarious.
The only down side that I could see is that the film hasn't aged very well, but better than most films from that time.

The Verdict
Solid casting, great locations, and a brilliant ending ensure a good time for all. However if you saw the remake with "Marky" Mark Wahlberg you might not enjoy it as much.
I picked this up for only five bucks and it was definitely the best five I've spent in some time. Got track this down and give it a whirl.
8/10

Stay tuned for more reviews over the next few months, along with an audio commentary or two.

Jaa mata,
Mr. A
(Executive producer, master planner)

Saturday, December 4, 2010

It Came From YouTube, Part Five

Aloha everybody!

First off, I would like to announce the results of our poll regarding Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows, Part I. In a convincing victory, "Thumbs Up" ended up with the lion's share of 7 votes out of 10 overall, with 2 votes for "Thumbs Down" and a single vote for "Thumbs Sideways". Thank you very much to all those who voted, and please continue to vote in all future polls on our site!

But first, a few announcements. Even though we at The Otaku 5-0 Show are officially on our winter hiatus, that doesn't mean that we're not keeping informed about the latest entertainment news. For those who follow our Facebook page, we continue to post applicable tidbits for specific entertainment-related items that we have taken an interest in.

I am also pleased to announce that we have recently recorded an audio commentary for, "The Last Airbender" featuring myself, Jupiter, Mr. A, Maka & Jam. In an effort to stagger our post-season content, the commentary will be uploaded in the next few weeks.

But until then, let me take this opportunity to present the actually fulfill the title line of this article by presenting the latest installment of, "It Came From YouTube!"

. . . .

As you are well aware, thanks to the efforts of my colleagues Mr. A & Jam, I have recently become a fan of the seminal British TV Series, "Doctor Who." One day, while surfing YouTube, I came across this fan-made music video featuring events from the most recent series. I now submit it to you for your enjoyment.



Earlier this year, Mr. A ended up house-sitting for Jupiter while she and her family were on a trip to the Mainland. Inevitably, the rest of the Otaku 5-0 staff ended up staying in the house for varying periods of time. During that period, not only did we end up recording a lot of "Unplugged" episodes, but we also got a chance to hang out as friends. During one such gathering, we ended up in collective stitches after watching this video. Therefore, I submit this for your enjoyment.



Now, everybody has a very specific sense of humor. Different things are funny to different people, so you might not find this next video funny. You may not believe me, but what I am about to say is completely honest. After viewing this for the first time, I was laughing at my computer for a solid minute. Enjoy!



Our final video for this installment features the talents of musician/comedian Stephen Lynch, who performs a song that pretty much encompasses my life from the age of 14. Hmm... Should I be amused or worried?



. . . .

And that concludes the latest installment of, "It Came From YouTube". Feel free to send in YOUR favorite videos from cyberspace, and I'll post a follow-up article with your submissions!

See You In Cyberspace,
~Totoro (Executive Producer, The Otaku 5-0 Show)

Monday, November 29, 2010

Mr. A's review of......Splatterhouse


The Story
Rick Taylor is about to propose to his long time girlfriend Jennifer Willis. He's got it all planned out; a quiet dinner near the water, soft lights, and the most brilliant diamond Rick can afford. All Rick has to do is suffer through a quick little interview with the enigmatic Dr. West that Jen has to do for the school newspaper. Yes, Rick has plans. But like much in life, your plans don't mean dick when it comes to fate. Dr. West quickly summons demons from beyond to grab Jen and beat you to within an inch of your life. Sorry, Rick, but your plans are canceled. Or are they?
With his dying breath, Rick makes a deal with the Terror Mask, an ancient Aztec bone mask possessed by a vengeful spirit.
Armed with supernatual powers, an array of improvised weaponry, and a steadfast resolve, Rick must now traverse time and space to save the woman he loves before she is sacrificed to the elder god Cthulhu. Can Rick do it in time? And what is the Terror Mask's true intentions? Welcome, everyone. Welcome to...the Splatterhouse!

The Review
The story is sort of cheesy, but considering the original 'House didn't really have one it's works out pretty well. Overall gameplay is alright, but it does take a bit of time to get used to the combat timing. For instance, one of the lower level baddies will swipe at you and if you get hit, Rick's speed isn't good enough to throw a punch before he swipes you again. All you can do is roll out of the way and then go in for a counterattack.
The gore is SUPER over the top. I actually had to get used to all the horrific takedowns because they were so gruesome.
The voice-acting is pretty good, with a major shout-out going to the voice actor for Dr. West (who's name escapes me).
On the technical side there is the issue of long load times and choppy cut scenes because of them. Things that could have easily been taken care of with some kind of install.

The Verdict
If you're into beat-em-ups you should give this game a try. If you like games full of blood and carnage then give this a try. But if you don't like either of them then stay the hell away from this. While it is fun to unlock trophies and hidden pictures, it's not really worth getting ill every time you have to perform a takedown. I did however have fun playing the classic Splatterhouse games and trying to unlock the secret goals in survival mode. Overall, if you don't like this game, you just won't. EVER. But if you like this game you'll like the hell out of it.

8/10

Stay tuned for more reviews and our commentary for the film The Last Airbender.

Jaa mata,
Mr. A
(Executive Producer, Necrobiologist)

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Otaku 5-0: Season 5 Finale

Episode 91 out of 100

Aloha everybody!

It is my sad duty to report to our growing audience that another leg of our journey has come to an. end. I am proud & humbled to present to you the finale episode to our 5th Season!

First off, I would like to thank everybody who voted in our two polls covering last week's Great Debate and Defender, with Homemade Costumes eking out a 9-7 victory against Store-bought Costumes and Team Drive-In Theaters defeating Team Conventional Theaters, 8-6. Be sure to vote in future polls we may have in the near future!

As we prepare to enter our hiatus, the staff of The Otaku 5-0 Show would like to thank our families for their continued support of our endeavors, our special guest DJ Buma for his professionalism and good cheer, but most importantly:

YOU - OUR GROWING AUDIENCE...
For taking time out of your daily lives to hang out with us for a little while.

Mahalo,
~Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)



Click to download episode.


Show Notes
Otaku 5-0: Episode 5.16

Recording Date: November 22, 2010
Running Time: 117 minutes

Panelists
Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)
Jupiter (Podcast Executive Producer)
Mr. A (Assistant Podcast Executive Producer)
Maka (Assistant Video Executive Producer)
Jam (Contributor-at-Large)
Gypsy (Guest Contributor)

Format
1. Opening Bit: Bad Joke of the Day (Mr. A)

2. Lead-in (Jupiter)

3. Pick/Fail of the Week

4. A Serious Conversation About... HEXXP Year 1

5. A Serious Conversation About... Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows, Part 1

6. Taking Stock (Totoro, Jupiter, Mr. A, Maka & Jam)

7. Lead-out (Totoro)

Musical Notes
-Post-Disclaimer Theme: "Gato's Theme" from Chrono Trigger
-Opening Theme: "Kefka's Theme" from Final Fantasy VI
-Interstitial Clips: "Pre-Title" from His & Her Circumstances, "I'll Do It Right!" from Naruto, "Frog's Theme" from Chrono Trigger
-Ending Theme: "Breach of Contract" from Ah! My Goddess

Happy Holidays from The Otaku 5-0 Show!

See you in 2011!

Monday, November 15, 2010

Otaku 5-0 Season 5: Episode 15

Episode 90 out of 100

pe-nul-ti-mate (adj.) - next to the last.

Aloha everybody!

Did anyone notice that we have changed our name to The Otaku 5-0 Show? Due to recent discussions, we felt that a change was warranted in order to better incorporate our video and podcast operations. But not to worry, fellow fans: We might have changed our name, but we are STILL the same dorky people you've come to know and love!

But however, it is sad to see that that the next leg of our amazing journey will again come to an end. While we are excited for a well-deserved rest, we bring you yet another episode of entertainment-themed topic discussion, including new installments of Great Debate & Defender!

So sit back and enjoy the fruit of our labors!

Mahalo,
~Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)



Click here to download episode.

Show Notes
Otaku 5-0: Episode 5.15

Recording Date: November 15, 2010
Running Time: 88 minutes

Panelists
Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)
Jupiter (Podcast Executive Producer)
Mr. A (Assistant Podcast Executive Producer)
Maka (Assistant Video Executive Producer)
Jam (Contributor-at-Large)
Gypsy (Guest Contributor)

Format
1. Opening Bit: A Word From Our Sponsor (Mr. A)

2. Lead-in (Mr. A, Jupiter)

3. Pick/Fail of the Week

4. Great Debate: Drive-In or Conventional Movie Theaters?

6. How We Would Have Done It: Batman & Robin

7. Defender: Homemade or Store-bought Cosplay?

8. Fill In The Blank - "Fly"

9. Lead-out (Mr. A)

Musical Notes
-Opening Theme: "Kefka's Theme" from Final Fantasy VI
-Interstitial Clips: "Subtitle" from Revolutionary Girl Utena, "Pre-Title" from His & Her Circumstances, "Frog's Theme" from Chrono Trigger, "I'll Do It Right!" from Naruto
-Ending Theme: "Breach of Contract from Ah! My Goddess

Coming Soon...
Our next audio podcast episode!

Feedback is always accepted here at Otaku 5-0. Please send us an e-mail to us at otaku50podcast@gmail.com OR post on our message boards OR post a comment on this blog!

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Otaku 5-0 Season 5: Episode 14

Episode 89 out of 100

Aloha everybody!

First off, I would like to make an apology to all our fans. At the start of this episode, I announce that this will be the penultimate episode this season. However, during our post-recording discussion, I was reminded that there are actually two more episodes remaining in the season. On one hand, it means that you can look forward to more entertainment-based discussion from us here at Otaku 5-0, but on the other it makes me look like a doofus. But I can live with that.

Secondly, let me announce the results of our polls started at the end of last week's episode, with The Walking Dead registering universal praise. However, while Michael Myers is the fan favorite to win in a head-to-head with Leatherface, a majority of voters still said that such a confrontation would end up in a draw.

Well, that's about it for now. Please sit back and enjoy the fruit of our labors.

Mahalo,
~Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)



Click here to download episode.

Show Notes
Otaku 5-0: Episode 5.14

Recording Date: November 8, 2010
Running Time: 88 minutes

Co-Moderators
Mr. A (Assistant Podcast Executive Producer)
Gypsy (Guest Contributor)

Panelists
Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)
Jupiter (Podcast Executive Producer)
Maka (Assistant Video Executive Producer)
Jam (Contributor-at-Large)
Peeps (Guest Contributor)

Format
1. Opening Bit: Gypsy's Pokedex

2. Lead-in (Mr. A, Gypsy)

3. Pick/Fail of the Week

4. Otaku 5-0's Review of... The Walking Dead

5 A Serious Conversation About... The Upcoming HEXXP Convention

6. Best Monster Movie Moment Ever!

7. Lead-out (Mr. A)

Musical Notes
-Post-Disclaimer Theme: "Gato's Theme" from Chrono Trigger
-Opening Theme: "Kefka's Theme" from Final Fantasy VI
-Interstitial Clips: "I'll Do It Right!" from Naruto, "Pre-Title" from His & Her Circumstances, "Frog's Theme" from Chrono Trigger
-Ending Theme: "Breach of Contract" from Ah! My Goddess

Coming Soon...
Our next audio podcast episode!

Feedback is always accepted here at Otaku 5-0. Please send us an e-mail to us at otaku50podcast@gmail.com OR post on our message boards OR post a comment on this blog!

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Mr. A's review of.....The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimention

The Story
Dr. Buckaroo Banzai, neurosurgeon, physicist, and underground rock star, has just successfully tested his new rocket car which is powered by an "Oscillation Overthruster." However this wondrous news attracts the attention of the Red Lectroids, a group of evil renegade aliens who have been on Earth for almost fifty years.
Aided by members of the Black Lectroids, the peace-loving enemies of the Red Lectroids, and Banzai's own think-tank/rockin' back-up band The Hong Kong Cavaliers, Buckaroo must race against the clock to stop Lord John Whorfin and the rest of the Red Lectroids from escaping Earth with the Oscillation Overthruster or risk starting a nuclear holocaust.
Can Buckaroo solve the mystery of Yoyodyne Propulsion System? And who is Penny Priddy and why does she resemble Buckaroo's late wife? With the entire world at stake, the only one who can save us all is Buckaroo Banzai!

The Review
This film hasn't exactly aged well as evident by the 80's fashion, music, and overall style. However, if you want 80's camp, this is the freakin' jackpot! Both Peter Weller and John Lithgow are awesome as Buckaroo and Whorfin respectively and the overall storyline is actually pretty cool. It does get a little convoluted at times, but you'll get the gist of it. The music is great and the pacing is solid. It does however lack some emotional involvement on the part of the characters, but that can be overlooked for the most part.

The Verdict
This movie is straight fun. Between the musical number, the gun fights, and the chase scenes, Buckaroo Banzai won't disappoint as long as you have an open mind. Check it out on Netflix or if your local Redbox has it then shell out the $2 for it.

7/10

Jaa mata,
Mr. A
(Executive Producer, Blue Blaze Irregular)

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Mr. A's review of.....Enslaved: Odyssey to the West

Thought I'd bring you something different than just another movie review.

The Story
While trying to escape from a mech slave ship, Monkey, a rugged loner and the game's hero, runs into a young girl named Trip. After making a break for it, Monkey soon discovers that Trip isn't exactly another young slave girl when she fits a high-tech slave headband into him. Trip's demands are simple: help her return to her village and she won't detonate the device and fry your brain.
Given no choice, Monkey must now help Trip get back home, but standing between them and it is a post-apocalyptic New York and hundreds of angry mechs left behind from a bygone era who all want to find the nearest human and rip their face off. With super-strength, high-tech weaponry, and survival know-how, our two heroes set off into in epic journey to the west.

The Review
Let's go with the good first. Visually, this game is stunning. Everything is so bright and vibrant that it makes you almost with the world would destroy itself just so it could look like it does in this game.
The voice talent is fantastic. Andy Serkis does a great job as Monkey, though the "Brooklyn" style accent can get a little grating at times.
The game's combat is a bit repetitive and the free-running portions can be a little twitchy. Walking around can also be a tad difficult due to the camera catching weird angles.

The Verdict
Though this game is rather short (about 8-10 hours), it is a very rewarding experience. I would advise that if you want to pick this up you should wait for the price to drop (around Christmas maybe?). Overall, I'll be playing this game again and possibly for a third time. Unfortunately, I need to return Enslaved to the Red Box tonight so I won't be playing it again for a while.

8/10

That's about it for now. I know the review was kind of short, but there really wasn't any more I could say about it. GO BUY THIS GAME!!!

Jaa mata,
Mr. A
(executive producer)

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Otaku 5-0 Season 5: Episode 13

Episode 88 out of 100

Aloha everybody!

First off, I would like to thank our fans for participating in our two polls. In no apparent surprise, Classic=style Horror clobbered Modern-style horror with a 9-2 score, while Vampires sucked the life out of Werewolves, 7-1. Please participate in the new polls in the left-hand sidebar!

We at Otaku 5-0 hope that all of our fans had a safe and happy Halloween. As you recuperate from a long weekend, please sit back and enjoy the fruit of our labors as we present to you a Post-Halloween episode of our podcast!

Mahalo,
~Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)



Click here to download episode.

Show Notes
Otaku 5-0: Episode 5.13

Recording Date: November 1, 2010
Running Time: 88 minutes

Moderator
Mr. A (Assistant Podcast Executive Producer)

Panelists
Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)
Maka (Assistant Video Executive Producer)
Gypsy (Guest Contributor)

Format
1. Lead-in (Mr. A)

2. Pick/Fail of the Week (including Halloween exploits/observations)

3. Duel to the Death: Michael Myers vs. Leatherface

4. Favorite & Least Favorite... Halloween Candy

5. Lead-out (Mr. A)

Musical Notes
-Post-Disclaimer Theme: "Gato's Theme" from Chrono Trigger
-Opening Theme: "Kefka's Theme" from Final Fantasy VI
-Interstitial Clips: "I'll Do It Right!' from Naruto, "Pre-Title" from His & Her Circumstances
-Ending Theme: "Breach of Contract" from Ah! My Goddess

Coming Soon...
Our next audio podcast episode!

Feedback is always accepted here at Otaku 5-0. Please send us an e-mail to us at otaku50podcast@gmail.com OR post on our message boards OR post a comment on this blog!

Friday, October 29, 2010

Mr. A's review of.....Wild Zero

The Story
Rock 'n' Roll slacker Ace doesn't have a whole lot of things going for him. He can't play guitar, his motorcycle is a piece of crap, and he just got the ever-loving heck knocked out of him at a Guitar Wolf show. On the up side though, Ace just became rock 'n' roll blood-brothers with Guitar Wolf's front man (oddly enough, named Guitar Wolf) and he's also met a rather adorable girl named Tobio.
Ahh, young love.
BUT LOOK OUT!!! Aliens have decided to stop by and take over the planet! And the best way to do that is to start turning people into flesh-craving zombies!
Will Ace and the members of Guitar Wolf be able to save the day? Who is the mysterious Tobio? And why does fire shoot out of EVERYTHING?

The Review
First off, this film was made for around $50,000 US so forgiveness is a must. The acting is average overall, though there are a few moments when Endo Masashi (Ace) shows that he's actually got some kind of acting chops. The soundtrack is epic if you like the whole "Jet Rock 'n' Roll" style (think old-school punk rock, just louder), but is just random nail-curling noise if you don't. The action is over the top and comical, which actually makes the film better. Camera work is so-so, not brilliant, but no where near as bad as Tetsuo.

The Verdict
With a crap script, a dedicated crew, and an "I don't give a sh*t" attitude, Wild Zero is actually a pretty fun movie. If you're a fan of zombie movies then by all means give this one a shot. If you're looking for story lines that make any lick of sense, stay far, far away from this. I personally will watch this one again from time to time.

7/10

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go shout "ROCK 'N' ROLL!!!" while riding my freaked-out motorcycle.

Jaa mata,
Mr. A
(Executive producer, rock 'n' roller)

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Mr. A's review of....Tetsuo: The Iron Man


The Story
While driving though an industrial district somewhere in Tokyo, a middle-aged salary-man and his over-sexed girlfriend accidentally run over a strange man who (unknown to them) enjoys shoving pieces of metal into random open wounds. Trying to cover up this near-homicide, the salary-man's girlfriend convinces him to dump the body in the neighboring wooded areas.
Thinking that this particular nightmare is over, the salary-man goes back to his normal life of eating breakfast alone, riding the train to work, and boning his crazy-looking girlfriend.
That is until he discovers random pieces of metal growing out of his face. Drawn into a psychedelic world of insane dreams and murder, the salary-man must eventually do combat with the Metal Fetishist, the man whom he had hit with his car. What is the Fetishist's ultimate plan and can the salary-man stop it before he's totally consumed by metal?

The Review
I know I said in the last podcast that I didn't want to watch this film, but after all the hype and the third one probably hitting shores some time soon (the third also being the only one in the series that really piqued my interest), I figured I'd give it a shot. Probably not the best idea I've ever had...
The cinematography,while a great style to cover up the fact that this thing was shot for a dime, is almost unwatchable. The acting isn't all that great, but I suppose that in a film where most of the "acting" is yelling and freaking out there isn't much to hope for.
The plot is almost non-existent and whatever fragments you can pull out are usually bat-sh*t crazy anyway. It's almost like Tsukamoto Shinya (writer, producer, director, and Metal Fetishist) choked down a hand-full of pharmaceuticals before writing this script.

The Verdict
I can't honestly recommend this film to anyone, mostly because I can't see anyone I know actually liking it. I watched this with fellow podcaster Zyconis and within the first fifteen minutes he said "F*ck this" and started playing Minecraft.
If you're not a fan of art-house films or anything even REMOTELY close to those type of things, STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THIS FILM!!!! It's a headache on celluloid with almost no redeeming qualities!
ALTHOUGH I do understand why people like this film. It's unique, trippy, and the last fight between the salary-man and the Fetishist is oddly cool. That being said, if you got a bottle of aspirin (or a bottle of Jack) and you want to experience something new, go ahead and give it a shot. It clocks in at a little over an hour so even if you don't like it you won't suffer horribly long.

??/10
I can't even give this thing a number...

Now here's hoping that Tetsuo: The Bullet Man isn't as bad as everyone says it is...I won't hold my breath though.

Jaa mata,
Mr. A
(Executive Producer, Tetsuo in training)

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Otaku 5-0 Season 5: Episode 12

Episode 87 out of 100

Aloha everybody!

On this week's episode of Otaku 5-0, we continue our Halloween-inspired topic discussion with new installments of Great Debate & Defender (and please voice your opinion by participating in both our polls currently in the left-hand sidebar!)

Additionally, we have our first PRE-RECORDED opening bit with a fresh installment of, "Manga Minute", recorded by Zell (Contributor-at-Large) before he left on his naval deployment.

So sit back, relax and enjoy the fruit of our labors!

Mahalo,
~Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)



Click here to download episode.

Show Notes
Otaku 5-0: Episode 5.12

Recording Date: October 25, 2010
Running Time: 106 minutes

Panelists
Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)
Mr. A (Assistant Podcast Executive Producer)
Maka (Assistant Video Executive Producer)
Jam (Contributor-at-Large)

Format
1. Opening Bit: Manga Minute (Zell)

2. Lead-in (Mr. A)

3. Pick/Fail of the Week

4. The Top 3... Scary Movies

5. Great Debate: Werewolves or Vampires?

6. Defender: Classic-style Horror films or Modern-style Horror films?

7. Lead-out (Mr. A)

Musical Notes
-Post-Disclaimer Theme: "Gato's Theme" from Chrono Trigger
-Opening Theme: "Kefka's Theme" from Final Fantasy VI
-Interstitial Clips: "Pre-Title" from His & Her Circumstances, "Frog's Theme" from Chrono Trigger, "I'll Do It Right!" from Naruto
-Ending Theme: "Breach of Contract" from Ah! My Goddess

Coming Soon...
Our next audio podcast episode!

Feedback is always accepted here at Otaku 5-0. Please send us an e-mail to us at otaku50podcast@gmail.com OR post on our message boards OR post a comment on this blog!

Monday, October 25, 2010

Otaku 5-0 Unplugged: Episode 4

Episode 86 out of 100

Aloha everybody!

Since Halloween is just under a week away, we at Otaku 5-0 are getting into the spirit of the season by giving you a special "Unplugged" episode which features our podcast panel engaging in a serious discussion about our individual plans for surviving a Zombie outbreak here in Hawaii!

Sit back, relax and enjoy the fruit of our labors!

Uncensored...Unfiltered...Unplugged.

Mahalo,
~Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)



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Show Notes
Otaku 5-0 Unplugged: Episode 4

Recording Date: October 24, 2010
Running Time: 121 minutes

Panelists
Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)
Mr. A (Assistant Podcast Executive Producer)
Maka (Assistant Video Executive Producer)
Jam (Contributor-at-Large)
Zyconis (Contributor-at-Large)
Gypsy (Guest Contributor)

Format
1. Lead-in (Mr. A)

2. A Serious Conversation About... Our Plans To Survive A Hawaii Zombie Outbreak

3. Favorite & Least Favorite... Zombie Movie

4. Lead-out (Mr. A)

Musical Notes
-Post-Disclaimer Theme: "Gato's Theme" from Chrono Trigger
-Ending Theme: "Kyle's Mom's A Bitch" from South Park (performed by the Otaku 5-0 staff)

Coming Soon...
Our next audio podcast episode!

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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Otaku 5-0 Season 5: Episode 11

Episode 85 out of 100

Aloha everybody!

First off, let me announce that our Great Debate: Michael Cera vs. Jesse Eisenberg poll has closed with a 5-5 tie! That's a definite first!

On this week's regular episode of Otaku 5-0, in addition to our weekly dose of entertainment-themed topic discussion, we are joined on the podcast panel by DJ Buma (Kawaii-kon Assistant Technical Director), with some hot-off-the-press announcements regarding next year's convention!

So sit back, relax and enjoy the fruit of our labors!

Mahalo,
~Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)



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Show Notes
Otaku 5-0: Episode 5.11

Recording Date: October 18, 2010
Running Time: 76 minutes

Co-Moderators
Mr. A (Assistant Podcast Executive Producer)
Jam (Contributor-at-Large)

Panelists
Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)
Maka (Assistant Video Executive Producer)

Special Guest
DJ Buma, Lord of the Butishake

Format
1. Opening Bit: Bad Joke of the Day (Jam)

2. Lead-in (Mr. A)

3. Moviematic 5-0 IX: The Pitch - "Succulent"

4. In The Spotlight: DJ Buma

5. A Serious Conversation About... Bringing An NFL Team To Hawaii

6. Best Avatar: The Last Airbender TV Series Moment Ever!

7. Moviematic 5-0 IX: The Return

8. Lead-out (Mr. A, Jam)

Musical Notes
-Opening Theme: "Scarlet of the Campus" from Revolutionary Girl Utena
-Interstitial Clips: "Frog's Theme" from Chrono Trigger, "I'll Do It Right!" from Naruto, "Afternoon of Konoha" from Naruto, "Subtitle" from Full Metal Panic!
-Ending Theme: "Honoruru, Hawaii" from Frank DeLima's Ethnicology 101

Coming Soon...
Our next audio podcast episode!

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Monday, October 18, 2010

Otaku 5-0 Unplugged: Episode 3

Episode 84 out of 100

Aloha everybody!

First off, I would like to thank everybody who took the time to vote in our Tetris vs. Bejeweled poll! It looks like Tetris defeated its more colorful counterpart by a score of 7-5.

For the next episode in our, "Unplugged" series, our podcast panel gives a SPOILER-FILLED review of Jackass 3D, along with a bonus topic (Favorite... Swear Word.)

Uncensored... Unfiltered... Unplugged.

Mahalo,
~Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)



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Show Notes
Otaku 5-0 Unplugged: Episode 3

Recording Date: October 17, 2010
Running Time: 38 minutes

Panelists
Mr. A (Assistant Podcast Executive Producer)
Maka (Assistant Video Executive Producer)
Jam (Contributor-at-Large)
Zyconis (Contributor-at-Large)
Gypsy (Guest Contributor)

Format
1. Lead-in (Mr. A, Maka

2. Jackass 3D Review

3. Favorite... Swear Word

Musical Notes
-Post-Disclaimer Theme: "Gato's Theme" from Chrono Trigger
-Ending Theme: "Breach of Contract" from Ah! My Goddess

Coming Soon...
Our next audio podcast episode!

Feedback is always accepted here at Otaku 5-0. Please send an e-mail to us at otaku50podcast@gmail.com OR post on our message boards OR post a comment on this blog!

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Otaku 5-0 Season 5: Episode 10

Episode 83 out of 100

Aloha everybody!

Despite the departure of Strawberry, our podcast panel returns for another episode of entertainment-themed topic discussion, including new installments of X Reasons Why..., Duel To The Death & Fill In The Blank!

So, please sit back and enjoy the fruit of our labors.

Mahalo,
~Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)



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Show Notes
Otaku 5-0: Episode 5.10

Recording Date: October 11, 2010
Running Time: 76 minutes

Co-Moderators
Jupiter (Podcast Executive Producer)
Mr. A (Assistant Podcast Executive Producer)

Panelists
Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)
Maka (Assistant Video Executive Producer)
Jam (Contributor-at-Large)
Gypsy (Guest Contributor)

Format
1. Opening Bit: Jupiter's Jukebox

2. Lead-in (All)

3. Pick/Fail of the Week

4. X Reasons Why... This Season Of House, M.D. WILL NOT Go Downhill

5. Duel To The Death: Michael Cera (TV's Arrested Development, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World) vs. Jesse Eisenberg (Zombieland, The Social Network)

6. Fill In The Blank - "Mochi"

7. Lead-out (Mr. A)

Musical Notes
-Opening Theme: "Kefka's Theme" from Final Fantasy VI
-Interstitial Clips: "I'll Do It Right!" from Naruto, "Frog's Theme" from Chrono Trigger, "Eyecatch" from Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu
-Ending Theme: "Breach of Contract" from Ah! My Goddess

Coming Soon...
Our next audio podcast episode!

Feedback is always accepted here at Otaku 5-0. Please send us an e-mail to us at otaku50podcast@gmail.com OR post on our message boards OR post a comment on this blog!

For those of you who are curious as to what songs are in Jupiter's jukebox, here they are, in YouTube form:







Until next time, don't let a bad day get you down!

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Otaku 5-0 Unplugged: Episode 2

Episode 82 out of 100

Aloha everybody!

I am pleased to present the next episode in our "Unplugged" series. But first, a little history...

Since Jupiter (Podcast Executive Producer) will soon be leaving on a month-long vacation back to the Mainland, she got wind of all the activities the rest of us will be planning in her absence (Mr. A will be house-sitting for her while she's away.) So, in an effort to prevent her from feeling left out from the impending festivities, it was decided that she take part in the next episode of our, "Unplugged" series.

So sit back and enjoy some interesting discussion between two of our podcast veterans as they spend some time watching a few episodes of Sailor Moon.

Uncensored...Unfiltered...Unplugged.

Mahalo,
~Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)



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Show Notes
Otaku 5-0 Unplugged: Episode 2

Recording Date: October 5, 2010
Running Time: 91 minutes

Panelists
Jupiter (Podcast Executive Producer)
Mr. A (Assistant Podcast Executive Producer)

This episode contains NO format whatsoever.

Musical Notes
-Opening Theme: "Kefka's Theme" from Final Fantasy VI
-Ending Theme: "Breach of Contract" from Ah! My Goddess

Coming Soon...
Our next audio podcast episode!

Feedback is always accepted here at Otaku 5-0. Please send us an e-mail to us at otaku50podcast@gmail.com OR post on our message boards OR post a comment on this blog!

Otaku 5-0 Season 5: Episode 9

Episode 81 out of 100

Aloha everybody!

On this week's episode of Otaku 5-0...

-More entertainment-themed topic discussion!

- We respond to clarifying feedback comments left on this site by Ron Kaneshige, Events Director for the upcoming HEXXP Sci-Fi Convention.

-The assembled panel bids a fond farewell to Strawberry (Guest Contributor), who leaves our island home for the wide-open fields of Kansas.

- McGarrett & his team investigates the kidnapping of an Ambassador's daughter?...Wait, wrong show! (But I can totally see an episode like that...)

So, please sit back and enjoy the fruit of our labors!

Mahalo,
~Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)



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Show Notes
Otaku 5-0: Episode 5.9

Recording Date: October 4th, 2010
Running Time: 106 minutes

Co-Moderators
Jupiter (Podcast Executive Producer)
Mr. A (Assistant Podcast Executive Producer)

Panelists
Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)
Maka (Assistant Video Executive Producer0
Jam (Contributor-at-Large)
Strawberry (Guest Contributor) <--- Final Appearance On Panel

Special Appearance: Titus (Video Executive Producer)

Format
1. Opening Bit: Bad Joke of the Day (Mr. A)

2. Lead-in (Mr. A)

3. Pick/Fail of the Week

4. Random Chatter: The Otaku 5-0 Response to Ron Kaneshige

5. Great Debate: Tetris or Bejeweled?

6. How We Would Have Done It: Superman Returns

7. Best Strawberry (Guest Contributor) Moment Ever!

8. Lead-out (Mr. A)

Musical Notes
-Post-Disclaimer Theme: "Gato's Theme" from Chrono Trigger
-Opening Theme: "Kefka's Theme" from Final Fantasy VI
-Interstitial Clips: "Catch (boon)" from Ah! My Goddess, "I'll Do It Right!" from Naruto, "Frog's Theme" from Chrono Trigger, "Pre-Title" from His & Her Circumstances
-Ending Theme: "Breach of Contract" from Ah! My Goddess

Coming Soon...
A special bonus audio podcast episode!

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Mr. A's review of...The Social Network


The Story
Harvard undergrad Mark Zuckerberg has just been dumped by his girlfriend Erica Albright. Any normal person would go home, get drunk, and go to bed. Thing is, Mark isn't normal. Heading back to his dorm, Mark gets drunk off his ass and decides to create a website where people can rate the hotness of various Harvard undergrads. Having no unified listing of all student pictures, Mark hacks into the various resident hall's student listings, or "face books" and creates his website. Popularity of the site skyrockets and within two hours it receives over 22,000 hits and crashes the Harvard web servers.
Taking an interest in these events, Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss, twin members of Harvard's rowing team, approach Mark with an idea to create a Harvard-exclusive social networking site. Inspired by their idea, Mark sets out to create a similar site called "The Facebook." With the help of his best friend Eduardo Saverin the two begin work on what would soon be the biggest social revolution known to man.

The Review
This is probably the best film I've seen in a long time. It's part of my top ten films of all time (which I'll get to at a later date). The story is well crafted and the acting is impressive. Justin Timberlake shows his incredible talent as the villainous Sean Parker. From the second he jumps on screen you can't help but hate him. Brenda Song breaks away from her bubbly Disney characters by playing the first Facebook psycho. There is very little down time in this film and the story will keep you riveted to your seat.

The Verdict
After seeing this movie TWICE, I must say that this is a HEFTY movie. Not necessarily in length, but because there is so much story to absorb. This is not a "popcorn" movie by any means, you actually have to sit down and watch it. And make sure you take some friends with you because you WILL be talking about it afterwards. With a surprisingly good soundtrack to back the film, incredible actors, and a modern-day story that almost anyone can get behind and understand, The Social Network will not disappoint.

Perfect 10/10

Before I go, there is one last thing I'd like to say about this film. Much like how American Graffiti defined the 50's and Saturday Night Fever defined the 70's, I believe that when our children and our children's children look back, this film will define our generation. Not many films can say that. We stood and, for better or for worse, we caused a revolution.


Jaa mata,
Mr. A

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Otaku 5-0 Season 5: Episode 8

Episode 80 out of 100

Aloha everybody!

On this week's audio podcast episode of Otaku 5-0, Strawberry (Guest Contributor) will be joins us for her penultimate appearance as a panelist. We also bring you new installments of Casting Couch, Moviematic 5-0 & Defender!

Please enjoy the fruits of our labors!

Mahalo,
~Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)



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Show Notes
Otaku 5-0: Episode 5.8

Recording Date: September 27, 2010
Running Time: 87 minutes

Co-Moderators
Jupiter (Podcast Executive Producer)
Mr. A (Assistant Podcast Executive Producer)

Panelists
Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)
Maka (Assistant Video Executive Producer)
Jam (Contributor-at-Large)
Strawberry (Guest Contributor)
Gypsy (Guest Contributor)

Format
1. Opening Bit: Gypsy's Pokedex

2. Lead-in (Jupiter, Mr. A)

3. Pick/Fail of the Week

4. Moviematic 5-0 VIII: The Pitch - "Factor"

5. Casting Couch: Trigun

6. A Serious Conversation About... Paying For Additional Content

7. Defender: Original Hawaii Five-O vs. Hawaii Five-O Reboot

8. Moviematic 5-0: VIII: The Return

9. Lead-out (Mr. A, Jupiter)

Musical Notes
-Opening Theme: "Kefka's Theme" from Final Fantasy VI
-Interstitial Clips: "I'll Do It Right!" from Naruto, "Subtitle" from Revolutionary Girl Utena, "Eyecatch" from Full Metal Panic! Fumoffu?, "Pre-Title" from His & Her Circumstances, "Frog's Theme" from Chrono Trigger
-Ending Theme: Breach of Contract" from Ah! My Goddess

Coming Soon...
Our next audio podcast episode!

Feedback is always accepted here at Otaku 5-0. Please send us an e-mail to us at otaku50podcast@gmail.com OR post on our message boards OR post a comment on this blog!

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Mr. A's review of...The Virginity Hit


The Story
Matt is a young man growing up in New Orleans with his foster family and three best friends (foster brother Zack, Jacob, and Justin)
all of which have lost their virginity...except for Matt. But fear not, because Matt has a plan to lose it to his surprisingly hot girlfriend Nicole. All seems to be going well for our weakling of a hero until rumor spreads of Nicole's infidelity at a collage kegger. Heartbroken, his friends decide to embark on a crusade to somehow get Matt over his ho of an ex and get him laid.

The Review
Filmed in a documentary-style like Spinal Tapp and The Blair Witch Project, this film is rather jumpy at times so people who get motion sickness easily should stay away. The acting is pretty good. It feels like most of the dialogue was add-libbed by the actors giving the film a very real feeling to it. There is a hefty amount of nudity, but with the film being called "The Virginity Hit" it's not really a surprise.

The Verdict
This film is far from the greatest thing I've ever seen on film. In fact it might be downright offensive to most people, but being a young man and understanding how much emphasis there is on losing one's virginity I can find the humor. There are moments of genuine funny throughout the film (like when the four heroes try to steal a $1,700 Ralph Lauren suit) and the character development is sturdy enough to get you through the down times. If you decide to shell out money to see this make sure to take a few friends along to laugh with you.

5.5/10 without friends
6/10 with friends

Well that's about it for me. Stay tuned for some other random crap from me at some other random time.

Jaa mata,
Mr. A

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Otaku 5-0 Season 5: Episode 7

Episode 79 out of 100

Aloha everybody!

On this week's episode of Otaku 5-0, we present another round of entertainment-based discussion, including a new opening bit called, "Ten Seconds With Jam"!

This episode also features Jam in his first episode as co-moderator!

Please enjoy the fruits of our labors,
~Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)



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Show Notes
Otaku 5-0: Episode 5.7

Recording Date: September 20, 2010
Running Time: 91 minutes

Co-Moderators
Mr. A (Assistant Podcast Executive Producer)
Jam (Contributor-at-Large)

Panelists
Jupiter (Podcast Executive Producer)
Zyconis (Contributor-at-Large)
Strawberry (Guest Contributor)
Gypsy (Guest Contributor)

Format
1. Opening Bit: Ten Seconds With Jam (Jam)

2. Lead-in (Mr. A)

3. Pick/Fail of the Week

4. X Reasons Why... M. Night Shyamalan SHOULD Direct The Next Airbender Movie

5. Best Doctor Who Moment Ever!

6. Topic From The Past - The Top 5... Anime Series (Episode 1.8)

7. Lead-out (Mr. A, Jam)

Musical Notes
-Post-Disclaimer Theme: "Gato's Theme" from Chrono Trigger
-Opening Theme: "Kefka's Theme" from Final Fantasy VI
-Interstitial Clips: "Subtitle" from Revolutionary Girl Utena, "I'll Do It Right!" from Naruto, "Catch (nyaa)" from Ah! My Goddess, "Frog's Theme" from Chrono Trigger
-Ending Theme: "Gai's Theme" from Naruto

Coming Soon...
Our next audio podcast episode!

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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Otaku 5-0 Season 5: Episode 6

Episode 78 out of 100

Aloha everybody!

On this episode of Otaku 5-0, I end up sharing moderating duties with Mr. A & Jupiter as we present to you another interesting blend of entertainment-themed topic discussion!

And as a special treat, we have our soon-to-be-departing Strawberry as the latest subject in our shoot interview segment, "The Gauntlet."

Enjoy the fruit of our labors,
~Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)



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Show Notes
Otaku 5-0: Episode 5.6

Recording Date: September 13, 2010
Running Time: 62 minutes

Moderators
Jupiter (Podcast Executive Producer)
Mr. A (Assistant Podcast Executive Producer)
Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)

Panelists
Maka (Assistant Video Executive Producer)
Strawberry (Guest Contributor)
Gypsy (Guest Contributor)

Format
1. Opening Bit: A Maka Moment

2. Lead-in (Mr. A)

3. Pick/Fail of the Week

4. Great Debate: Indiana Jones or Han Solo?

5. Favorite/Least Favorite... Opening Theme

6. The Gauntlet - Strawberry

Questions
A. Describe yourself in haiku.

B. What is the one piece of Doctor Who technology that you'd like to own (excluding the Sonic Screwdriver & TARDIS?)

C. What is your biggest goal for the next year?

D. If you could have one wish granted with no consequences, what would you wish for?

E. If you were sent back in time, which time period would you like to be sent to (and how would you survive?)

F. If were you stranded on a deserted island with one item and one person, what would you choose?

G. If you could replace your father for one day with one of the following people - Robin Williams or Adam Sandler - whom would you pick?

H. If you had to eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose to eat?

I. What is your definition of the word, "peace"?

J. Which of these movies - Hancock or Happy Gilmore - would you watch for 8 hours straight (and whom would you watch it with?)

K. What's your favorite Pokemon?

L. What type of character would you be in World of Warcraft?

M. Would you go ballroom dancing with me (Mr. A?)

N. If you could choose one place to spend the rest of your life, which place would you choose?

7. Lead-out (Mr. A, Totoro)

Musical Notes

-Opening Theme: "Kefka's Theme" from Final Fantasy VI
-Interstitial Clips: "Pre-Title" from His & Her Circumstances, "Subtitle" from Full Metal Panic!, "I'll Do It Right!" from Naruto, "Frog's Theme" from Chrono Trigger, "Catch (boon)" from Ah! My Goddess
-Ending Theme: "Breach of Contract" from Ah! My Goddess

Coming Soon...
Our next audio podcast episode!

Feedback is always accepted here at Otaku 5-0. Please send us an e-mail to us at otaku50podcast@gmail.com OR post on our message boards OR post a comment on this blog!