Friday, April 30, 2010

Jam's Toy Box

Hello all, it's me again! Yes, I've been sick as of late, it's been a bummer. But thanks to the miracle of online shopping courtesy of ThinkGeek.com, I've had one thing to keep me company these past few days. Ladies and gentlemen, kicking off a new topic I'll be writing up randomly whenever I feel like it, welcome to Jam's Toy Box! *sparkle sparkle*

My first review is of a toy I WISH I had two weekends ago at Kawaii-Kon that would have been wonderful to tote around, but I don't think I'll get tired of it any time soon. As a nerd, I have to own some kind of merchandise from my IP of choice. That's just how it works. :) Star Trek fans probably have a Starfleet emblem pin, or perhaps a Tricorder or Phaser toy, or model of their favorite Enterprise. Star Wars fans most likely have one of the spiffy new spring loaded lightsaber toys to swing around just for fun (I've got Vader's!). For me (and Mr. A, Zyconis, Maka and most recently Totoro) there's Doctor Who, and nothing says "Doctor Who fanboy" like a sonic screwdriver. :D Well, to be honest, nothing says "extraterrestrial" like a sonic screwdriver. ;) Anyway, on to the review!

Don't you just love nice, pristine boxes from your favorite websites? *rip rip rip*

Packaging - 8/10
I was as excited as a kid on Christmas opening my ThinkGeek box, knowing that the new sonic screwdriver was inside. When I pulled it out, I was pleased with how they packed it. It takes up minimal space and the plastic shell included inside secures it nicely without letting it knock around, and keeps the outside tube nice and uniform. The window art on the front is simple, with a picture of Matt Smith holding his screwdriver in a similar way the previous toy had David Tennant. Looks good, just not magnificent. There's nothing particularly wrong with the packaging, it just doesn't really pop. If you saw this in Sam Goody/Suncoast/FYE, your eye would look right past it thinking it's a piece of stereo equipment.

"Ah, a new one! Thanks, dear."

The clear tube packaging makes it seem like something you'd get from a board game and calendar store, but it succeeds at putting the toy on display. In it's package, it can be seen clearly. For collectors, this is a huge plus over having to look at art on a cardboard box. It's shipped in its "open" position, with the emitter fully exposed and the claws extended and open. The screwdriver's "claws" are spring loaded and made to open at the press of a button, so much like the lightsabers, is shipped open in order to preserve the spring inside. Looking at it standing upright, the package reminds me of the glass tube holding the endoskeleton arm in Terminator 2. Except this thing hasn't tried to kill Sarah Connor.

Does bigger equal better? Kinda, yeah.

Sculpt - 8.5/10

Like so many other toy props based on television and movies, the sonic screwdriver has scaling issues. Mainly, it's bulky! However, this actually isn't as dramatically different from the show - the new screwdriver is in fact much larger than the previous one. Seen here is a size comparison of the old screwdriver in its open position compared to the new one in its closed position. It's still bigger even when it's closed! As to it's actual scaling issues, it's only maybe a few millimeters wider and longer than the TV prop, probably to make room for the battery console inside (which is difficult to get to without feeling like you're going to break it) and sound emitter.

The plastic itself is hard enough to withstand abuse, so you don't have to carry it around like it's going to break. It also has a nice feel of weight to it. Unlike the 10th Doctor's and River Song's screwdriver, this doesn't feel light and semi-flexible, it feels like you could do some action scenes with it. It's colored nicely for what looks like is supposed to be a pearl handle, leather grip, brass fixings and silver moving parts. Besides the claws being on hinges, I'd feel okay carrying this around in my jacket pocket, though I would probably do so in the closed position. The claws are my biggest gripe with it, in that they look like they belong on a toy in the open position. Though as I've said before, it isn't that big of an issue. The claws on the real screwdriver are kinda chunky, and the reason they bother me is because for the most part, the show has the screwdriver left in the closed position.

"Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age."

Features - 9/10

Like the show, the toy sonic screwdriver lights up (in both the open and closed positions) and telescopes out. In the closed position, your options can both be activated with your thumb. A small circular button activates both the sound and the LED light in the emitter. The sound coming from inside the screwdriver is vastly improved over previous ones, I assume because they have more space to work with inside, they've gone and made it louder. Pressing the button once gives you one frequency, and pressing it again gives you another. There are also ways to press the button in order to activate two "secret" sounds, which we can only assume have some reason to be there. It's a nice little bonus that gives this toy a bit of an edge to it.

In its open position, the light and sound can only be activated by a small button located under a cap at the bottom of the screwdriver. Flip it up like a little doomsday button cover and you reveal a small red button that activates your NOS. :P Just kidding, this is how you get it to work when it's open, and you can use either button in either position to activate the secret sounds.

Pressing the larger rectangular button on the grip pops it open when it's closed. The emitter comes out about an inch and a half or so and the claws are pushed up and out. In the show, when the Doctor does this, he stares at it sideways. I assume this is because he now reads it this way, because for now it seems mostly a scanning tool instead of a weapon. Between the silver parts you can see the clear green plastic tube that goes up to become the emitter, and inside that the wires leading up to the LED bulb. Unlike the last screwdriver, these wires have no central casing, so if you hold it up to light you can see the inner workings of the electronics. It's not a big deal really, the center of the screwdriver doesn't light up in the show. So unless your screwdriver stops functioning, you shouldn't have to worry about seeing two small wires inside.

The light, it burns!

In low light, this LED actually burns pretty brightly. If I had to compare it to something, I'd say it's about equal to the luminousity of River Song's red setting. The surface area of the emitter is the key, as it's about twice the size of the previous toys and can be seen very well from the side. A flashlight it is not, but I have every confidence that on a dark setting with a slow shutter speed, this thing would produce a nice lens flare if pointed at a camera.

While this particular screwdriver doesn't have some nifty added feature like a secret pen nib or ghost light reader, it's a solid prop from an awesome show and I'm glad I own it. It's a bit pricey (in the high $20's or low $30's depending where you go, high $30's and you're just paying too much) compared to a toy lightsaber, phaser or even some prop swords, but I'm a fan of Doctor Who and this is my universe of choice. :)

All in all I give this toy a 9/10. If you like the new Doctor, you can't go wrong with owning this. Especially if you intend to dress up like him. ;)

- Jam

I could have used this LAST weekend!

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Otaku 5-0 Season 4: Episode 14

pe-nul-ti-mate (adj.) - next to the last.

Aloha everybody!

It is quite sad that this leg of our journey together will soon be ending. The past 5 months have been a blur, and while we look forward to a well-deserved rest we continue our patented brand of entertainment-based topic discussion, made more interesting because I am on the panel for a full episode!

However, before continuing I would like to send a heartfelt "Get Well Soon" message to both Zyconis & Jam (Contributors-at-Large, a.k.a Co-Editors of Internet Awesome) who are encumbered by illness and were unable to appear on this week's episode. Also, I would also like to send out our best wishes to Maka (Assistant Video Executive Producer), who was also unable to appear this week citing a family emergency. We do hope he will be able to join us for next week's finale.

But until that time, please relax and enjoy the fruit of our labors.

Mahalo,
~Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)

WARNING! Portions of this podcast contain mature language and adult content. Listener discretion is advised.



Click here to download episode.


Show Notes
Otaku 5-0: Episode 4.14

Recording Date: April 26, 2010
Running Time: 75 minutes

Moderators
Jupiter (Podcast Executive Producer)
Mr. A (Assistant Podcast Executive Producer)

Panelists
Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)
Zell (Contributor-at-Large)
Gears (Contributor-at-Large)
Hahen (Contributor-at-Large)
Peeps (Guest Contributor)

Format
1. Opening Bit: A Misconception About Hawaii (Totoro)

2. Lead-in (Mr. A)

3. Pick/Fail of the Week

4. Topic From The Past - Great Debate: Marvel or DC? (Episode 1.8)

5. Great Debate: Monsters or Mecha?

6. Please Produce This...

7. Lead-out (Mr. A)

Musical Notes
-Post-Disclaimer Theme: "Gato's Theme" from Chrono Trigger
-Opening Theme: "Kefka's Theme" from Final Fantasy VI
-Interstitial Clips: "I'll Do It Right!" from Naruto, "Frog's Theme" from Chrono Trigger, "Subtitle" from Full Metal Panic!, "Subtitle" from Revolutionary Girl Utena
-Ending Theme: "Breach of Contract" from Ah! My Goddess

Coming Soon...
Mr. A's written review for Kick-Ass & the finale podcast episode for otaku 5-0 season 4!

Feedback is always accepted here at Otaku 5-0. Please send an e-mail to otaku50podcast@gmail.com OR put a post on our message boards!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Otaku 5-0 Unplugged: Episode 1

Aloha everybody!

I am here to present a slightly-twisted bonus episode of our podcast, the first in a series we'd like to call, "Otaku 5-0: Unplugged." Here's what happened...

While we were waiting to start recording the latest regular episode of our podcast (4.13, for those who are curious), Smylex ended up clicking the record button and started talking. Then, the other people in the room who were wearing headsets started joining into the discussion... And the rest is history.

So here we present to you a snippet of what goes on behind the scenes while we're waiting for an episode recording session to start. I think you'll have as much fun listening to this as they did recording it.

Uncensored... Unfiltered... Unplugged.

Mahalo,
~Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)

WARNING! Portions of this podcast contain mature language and adult content. Listener discretion is advised.



Click here to download episode.

Show Notes
Otaku 5-0 Unplugged: Episode 1

Recording Date: April 19, 2010
Running Time: 23 minutes

Moderator
Smylex (Podcast Friend)

Contributors
Mr. A (Assistant Podcast Executive Producer)
Jam (Contributor-at-Large)
Hahen (Contributor-at-Large)

This episode contains NO format whatsoever.

Otaku 5-0 Season 4: Episode 13

Aloha everybody!

We are still in the process of recovering from Kawaii-kon VI, but we at Otaku 5-0 continue to bring you the next installment of entertainment-themed discussion!

On this episode Mr. A, Maka, Jam & Smylex present to you a review of Kick-Ass, and we go in-depth with a post-Kawaii-kon Pick of the Week!

So, sit back and enjoy the fruit of our labors!

Mahalo,
~Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)

WARNING! Portions of this podcast contain mature
language and adult content. Listener discretion is advised.




Click here to download episode.

Show Notes
Otaku 5-0: Episode 4.13

Recording Date: April 19, 2010
Running Time: 68 minutes

Co-Moderators
Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)
Jupiter (Podcast Executive Producer)
Mr. A (Assistant Podcast Executive Producer)
Maka (Assistant Video Executive Producer)
Zell (Contributor-at-Large)
Jam (Contributor-at-Large)
Hahen (Contributor-at-Large)
Smylex (Podcast Friend)

Format
1. Opening Bit: A Piece Of Free Advice (Maka)

2. Lead-in (Mr. A)

3. Kick-Ass Review (Mr. A, Maka, Jam & Smylex)

4. Pick/Fail of the Week: Kawaii-kon 2010

5. Lead-out (Mr. A)

Musical Notes
- Post-Disclaimer Theme: "Gato's Theme" from Chrono Trigger
- Interstitial Clips: "I'll Do It Right!" from Naruto, "Frog's Theme" from Chrono Trigger
- Ending Theme: "Breach of Contract" from Ah! My Goddess

Coming Soon...
Mr. A's written review of Kick-Ass & the next audio podcast episode!

Feedback is always accepted here at Otaku 5-0. Please send an e-mail to otaku50podcast@gmail.com OR put a post on our message boards!

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Otaku 5-0 Season 4: Episode 12

Aloha everybody!

It's a packed house for this episode of Otaku 5-0, where we welcome back a bunch of old friends - Gears (Contributor-at-Large) & Smylex (Podcast Friend) - and we also welcome a new friend of our show, who we have assigned a nickname to (see picture below for a clue)...

Think it through... think it through...

Also on the format is a lengthy discussion about this year's Kawaii-kon anime convention (including the fact that we will be at the venue to help provide staff assistance for the kon's Video Gaming Room.) As such, we at Otaku 5-0 would like to send a special shout-out to our podcast friends Kekumanshoyu, Choco & DJ Buma who are in the midst of their kon preparations.

Mahalo,
~Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)

WARNING! Portions of this podcast contain mature language and adult content. Listener discretion is advised.



Click here to download episode.

Show Notes

Otaku 5-0: Episode 4.12

Recording Date: April 12, 2010
Running Time: 84 minutes

Moderators
Mr. A (Assistant Podcast Executive Producer)
Jam (Contributor-at-Large)

Panelists
Jupiter (Podcast Executive Producer)
Maka (Assistant Video Executive Producer)
Zyconis (Contributor-at-Large)
Gears (Contributor-at-Large)
Hahen (Contributor-at-Large)

Guests
Smylex (Podcast Friend)
Strawberry (Podcast Friend)

Format
1. Song of the Day (Jam)

2. Lead-in (Mr. A, Jam)

3. Moviematic 5-0 V: The Pitch - "Bees"

4. Pick/Fail of the Week

5. A Serious Conversation About... Kawaii-kon 2010 (w/ schedule rundown and discussion of various kon activities & events)

6. Moviematic 5-0 V: The Return

7. Lead-out (Mr. A, Jam)

Musical Notes
- Post-Disclaimer Theme: "Gato's Theme" from Chrono Trigger
- Opening Theme: "Kefka's Theme" from Final Fantasy VI
- Interstitial Clips: "I'll Do It Right!" from Naruto, "Pre-Title" from His & Her Circumstances, "Frog's Theme" from Chrono Trigger, "Subtitle" from Full Metal Panic!
- Ending Theme: "Breach of Contract" from Ah! My Goddess

Coming Soon...
Kawaii-kon 2010 (See you there!) & the next audio podcast episode!

Feedback is always accepted here at Otaku 5-0. Please send an e-mail to otaku50podcast@gmail.com OR put a post on our message boards!

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Totoro's Review of... Red Cliff (2008/2009)


For anyone who knows me, I am a sucker for a well-told cinematic story. And having been a follower of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms saga since my high-school years, I was always wondering when someone would get around to making a film set in this period in Chinese history. So, you can imagine my thrill when it was announced that Hong Kong auteur John Woo (Face/Off) was to write, produce and direct a historical drama centered around The Battle of Chibi (a.k.a. The Battle of Red Cliffs), a pivotal event which led into the Three Kingdoms Period.

I had lost track of this film during the development process, and I had heard it was released to mostly positive reviews two years ago, with even some bootleg copies of the two-part film (that's right... TWO PARTS) circulating around the 'Net. But, I patiently waited for the movie to receive its DVD treatment. And at long last, that day has FINALLY arrived.

Note: This review is based from the International release of the film, which has Parts I and II included.

Note: The trailer for this film can be found
here.

The Story
It is 2nd-century China, during the Eastern Han Dynasty. Cao Cao, the ambitious Chancellor to the weak Emperor Xian, embarks on a campaign to eliminate two warlords in Southern China – Liu Bei & Sun Quan – with the Emperor's approval. What follows is a saga so epic that only The Lord of the Rings can match it in scale.

The Review
The film boasts a talented cast of Asian actors, in particular Tony Leung Chiu-Wai (Hard Boiled) as Sun Quan's Viceroy Zhou Yu, Zhang Fengyi (Farewell My Concubine) as Cao Cao & Takeshi Kaneshiro (House of Flying Daggers) as legendary strategist Zhuge Liang (which incidentally is my brother's favorite Three Kingdoms character.)

Whatever skepticism I had with John Woo directing a film of this scale were put to rest almost immediately after the film's opening scene. This film clearly marks a return of John Woo to the top of his form as a director and storyteller, with his experiences from Hong Kong and Hollywood serving him well here (especially with his deft use of CGI FX.)

With regard to the film's pacing, the dialogue scenes in the film are very good for a film of this scale, with seemingly throwaway lines foreshadowing major events later in the film. The result is a narrative is filled with a tenseness that does not abate until the final act (call me biased, but I was most entertained by Kaneshiro's portrayal of Zhuge Liang.)

Despite the excellent quality of the dialogue scenes, it is in the action sequences where this film truly shines, in particular the pivotal Battle of Chibi itself. I already knew that John Woo could direct an action sequence, but he outdoes himself here. It is in these scenes (and their sheer scale) that the most obvious parallels can be drawn to The Lord of the Rings.

Another aspect to this film I really enjoyed was the haunting, epic score by Taro Iwashiro (Samurai X: The Motion Picture), which complemented the on-screen action almost as well as Howard Shore's efforts did for The Lord of the Rings.

The Verdict
I will let the fact that I have re-watched this film at three times already speak for itself. If you are a John Woo fan, a fan of historical dramas or a fan of epic movies in general, then pick up this film. You WILL NOT be disappointed.
10/10

Until next time,
Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)

Jam's Pick(s) of the Week

Double-feature time! Like a classic drive-in, two fun features for the price of... well, free!

My first selection is this week's free digital entertainment, the game that put Newgrounds.com on the map: Alien Hominid.

Created in 2004 by The Behemoth (creators of the multiplayer hack 'n slash fest Castle Crashers for Xbox Live), Alien Hominid is a shoot 'em up in the vain of SNK's Metal Slug. In the game you play as a nameless, stout yellow alien whose crashed ship leaves him stranded on Earth with no way home. To make matters suck, the FBI decides they're going to kill you for some weird reason, and send wave after wave of their own men after you. Your response? SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT!

When it released it became THE game to play, and fans of the old style games (aka anything that reminds them of Contra) applauded the thought and effort that went into creating it. While it wasn't a very long game, it had the appropriate amount of content and style to satisfy, and 2 years later The Behemoth had their very first console game out the door.

Hand-drawn vector graphics in HD. That's good soup.

For people that like to have a game ready to play when someone is physically in the room with you (and doesn't have the money to shell out for a full fake plastic rock studio setup), Alien Hominid is a pretty solid choice for your library. It released and can still be found on PS2, Gamecube and Xbox (with Alien Hominid HD available on Xbox Live in the marketplace). With a bit of looking you may also find it on Gameboy Advance (as an import). Between this and Metal Slug, you definitely get your fix of shooty bullety goodness. You can decide for yourself if this is a game you'd like to play.

Just ask yourself this: do you enjoy jumping on the head of evil FBI agents and biting them until they fall over dead, digging a hole in the ground, pulling one of those evil men in black down into the hole with you where they meet their grisly demise, and then going along your merry way?

If the answer is no, go back to playing Barbie Horse Adventures.

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My second pick of the week, and something I've been waiting on since... shoot, since I first heard about it last year, is the latest episode of the BBC series Doctor Who!


I only talk about it every opportunity that I get, why wouldn't I choose it? :) The newest season of Doctor Who premiered on Saturday, April 3rd to skeptical audiences. The previous Doctor (David Tennant) was so iconic and wonderful that fans around the world were sad to see him go. But after seeing the new Doctor (Matt Smith) in action, I think it's safe to say that the upcoming season is going to be something spectactular. If their intention with the newest episode was to create a universe that new audiences might find interesting enough to stick with, I think they succeeded. The season premiere finds the Doctor in trouble as the TARDIS crash lands back on Earth, taking such a massive fall that it has to spend most of the episode rebuilding itself. Before it does, the Doctor has to deal with an escaped prisoner that found his way to Earth, one so terrible that an alien race decides it would be easier to destroy the planet than to let the prisoner run around free. Can the Doctor get his head straight in time to save the planet without the use of any of his futuristic tools?

New Doctor, new companion, new screwdriver and new TARDIS (which looks incredible!). I can't wait to see more. If you carry BBC America, tune in April 17th for the domestic release of this great series. Or set your DVR because we'll be right smack in the middle of Kawaii Kon 2010!!! Keep an eye out for me, I won't be hard to spot. ;)

That's all from me, I hope you guys have a great week and we'll be back with some more entertainment for your brain.

- Jam

You can park a DeLorean in a TARDIS!

Otaku 5-0 Season 4: Episode 11

Aloha everybody!

Hot off the microphones is our latest Otaku 5-0 audio podcast episode! I triumphantly make a return appearance to the panel as we present another installment of entertainment-related discussion and debate!

Enjoy the fruits of our labors,
~Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)

WARNING! Portions of this podcast contain mature language and adult content. Listener discretion is advised.



Click here to download episode.

Show Notes
Otaku 5-0: Episode 4.11

Recording Date: April 5, 2010
Running Time: 72 minutes

Co-Moderators
Jupiter (Podcast Executive Producer)
Mr. A (Assistant Podcast Executive Producer)

Panelists
Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)
Jam (Contributor-at-Large)
Zyconis (Contributor-at-Large)
Hahen (Contributor-at-Large)

Format
1. Bad Joke of the Day (Mr. A)

2. Lead-in (Mr. A)

3. Pick/Fail of the Week

4. X Reasons Why... We Should Watch Awards Shows (The Important Ones, Anyway)

5. The Top 3... Fictional Transports

6. Lead-out (Mr. A)

Musical Notes
- Post-Disclaimer Theme: "Gato's Theme" from Chrono Trigger
- Opening Theme: "Kefka's Theme" from Final Fantasy VI
- Interstitial Clips: "Subtitle" from Full Metal Panic!, "I'll Do It Right!" from Naruto
- Ending Theme: "Breach of Contract" from Ah! My Goddess

Coming Soon...
The next audio podcast episode!

Feedback is always accepted here at Otaku 5-0. Please send an e-mail to otaku50podcast@gmail.com OR put a post on our message boards!