Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Mr. A's Review of.....Green Lantern

The Story
Hal Jordan is--

--Okay, I honestly can't talk about this film. Find out why below...

The Review
This film is the biggest piece of crap I've ever seen. This makes Superman Returns look like Wrath of Kahn! First off, the CGI was HORRIBLE. The costumes looked like they were photoshopped onto the actors, Oa looked like it was a reject city from Lord of the Rings, and the Guardians looked liked wrinkled Smurfs.
Now let's talk about the acting. Ryan Reynolds plays Hal Jordan like he's playing Tony Stark mixed with Han Solo. He's more suited to play either Guy Gardner or Kyle Rayner.
The plot was so hastily thrown together and the pacing was so damn choppy that NONE of the film makes any sense around the half-way mark.

The Verdict
Seriously, it's a waste of time.

OMG, I honestly can't say anything else about this movie....

Jaa mata,
Mr. A (Green Lantern, sector 2814)