Tuesday, February 15, 2011

The Otaku 5-0 Show: 100 Million BC Audio Commentary

Aloha everybody!

Before I present to you our next audio commentary, allow me to first apologize on behalf of our staff for taking a while to get this to you. Please stay tuned, as our next audio podcast episode will be uploaded shortly.

There are basically two ways to do an audio commentary track - you can either take the film seriously or not - and most of our commentary tracks have been a mixture of both. But for this installment, the stars have aligned in such a fashion that the selected film is so shlocky that even the folks at MST3K would be proud.

An added bonus to this commentary is that you can actually consider it an "Unplugged" episode, which means you don't even need to watch the film along with us.

So sit back, relax and enjoy us sinking our collective teeth into a REALLY bad film.

DISCLAIMER: Our commentary track may not sync up perfectly with your DVD version of the film. Please adjust as necessary.

Mahalo,
~Totoro (Executive Producer)

Show Notes
100 Million BC Audio Commentary

Recording Date: January 31, 2011
Running Time: 90 minutes

Panelists
Jupiter (Executive Producer)
Mr. A (Executive Producer)
Maka (Producer)


For those of you unfortunate enough to own a copy of this film, just follow the instructions below to better sync our commentary with your DVD version of the film:

FIRST AND FOREMOST, download our audio commentary track to your computer or favorite mp3 player.

1) Load up your DVD, and proceed to the main menu.

2) Move the cursor, highlighting and selecting "Scene Selections".

3) Scroll through the corresponding menu, and highlight the first scene with the cursor.

4) Play our audio commentary track, and select that scene when prompted to do so.

Enjoy!

Musical Notes
-Opening Theme: "Gai's Theme" from Naruto
-Ending Theme: "Gai's Theme" from Naruto

Coming Soon...
Our next audio podcast episode!

Feedback is always accepted here at The Otaku 5-0 Show. Please send us an e-mail to us at otaku50podcast@gmail.com OR post a comment on this blog!

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Audio Podcast: Season 6, Episode 1

Episode 92 out of 100

Aloha everybody!

After what seems an eternity, our crack team of eccentric podcasters return for yet another season of entertainment-themed discussion and random hilarity!

But first, a little house-keeping. I would like to thank everyone who voted in the numerous polls that we posted during our hiatus. Here's a brief rundown:

-Ninjas defeated Pirates, 8-4
-Our Naruto vs. Bleach vs. One Piece poll ended in a surprising 3-way tie! (1 vote each)
-Inception was our pick for the Golden Globe for Best Motion Picture (Drama), but congrats to the eventual winner The Social Network!
-Our XBox 360 (1 vote) vs. Wii (4 votes) vs. PlayStation 3 (4 votes) resulted in a split decision.
-The Empire Strikes Back was the runaway favorite film in the Star Wars saga!

Additionally, we would like to wish all our fans (both new and old) a very prosperous year in 2011, with the hope that you continue to take a little bit of time out of your daily lives to hang out with us on The Otaku 5-0 Show.

So, please sit back and enjoy the fruit of our labors!

Mahalo,
~Totoro (Executive Producer)

WARNING! Portions of this podcast contain mature language and adult content. Listener discretion is advised!



Click here to download episode.

Show Notes
The Otaku 5-0 Show's Audio Podcast: Episode 6.1

Recording Date: February 7, 2011
Running Time: 85 minutes

Panelists
Totoro (Executive Producer)
Mr. A (Executive Producer)
Jupiter (Executive Producer)
Maka (Producer)
Jam (Producer)
Peeps (Producer)
Gypsy (Producer)

Format
1. Lead-in (Maka)

2. Taking Stock

3. Casting Couch: The Otaku 5-0 Movie

4. Favorite/Least Favorite... Super Bowl Ads

5. A Serious Conversation About... Changing Expectations In Entertainment

6. Lead-out (Mr. A)

Musical Notes
-Opening Theme: "Kefka's Theme" from Final Fantasy VI
-Interstitial Clips: "I'll Do It Right!" from Naruto, "Pre-Title" from His & Her Circumstances, "Subtitle" from Full Metal Panic!
-Ending Theme: "Breach of Contract" from Ah! My Goddess!

Coming Soon...
The Otaku 5-0 Show's 100 Million BC Audio Commentary

Feedback is always accepted here at The Otaku 5-0 Show. Please send us an e-mail to us at otaku50podcast@gmail.com OR post a comment on this blog!

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Totoro's Fantastic Four of 2010

Aloha everybody!

It is now time for me to present my four favorite films from the previous calender year. Before I do so, let me run down my selections from prior installments of this article:

Totoro's Fantastic Four of 2008
#4: Tropic Thunder
#3: Iron Man
#2: WALL-E
#1: The Dark Knight

Totoro's Fantastic Four of 2009
#4: Sherlock Holmes
#3: Inglourious Basterds
#2: Up
#1: Star Trek

Now, you may be wondering as to what process I use to compile this list. Well, here are the basic guidelines:

1) I have seen the movie during its original theatrical run.

This is almost a personal matter of pride. For me, the hands-down best way to see any film is in the theater. So, in order for me to even consider a film for this article, I must have observed it in its natural habitat.

2) I have re-watched the movie at least once, either in theaters or on DVD.

As someone of limited means even before this difficult recession, I am particularly picky when it comes to watching any type of entertainment. So, if I have seen a movie either a 2nd time in theaters or watched it again after it comes out on DVD, then it is definitely a contender for this list. If anything, this demonstrates a movie's "replay value".

3) I have quoted dialogue from the movie to either a family member or a friend.

As an aspiring writer, I am drawn to great stories and storytelling. But as an actor with a pretty good memory, I am drawn to great dialogue. Over the years, I have amassed a substantial library of movie quotes for use at any opportune moment. So, if I have heard myself repeat a line from any particular movie, than it either was a favorite or at least something worth remembering.

Alright, enough stalling... Let's get the ball rolling by presenting what has become the customary opening paragraph:

A common theme among entertainment aficionados is to compile a list of either the best or worst examples of a particular subject. Movie critics have their list of the top 10 movies of the year, while fashion watchdogs have a list of the best and worst-dressed celebrities. Even Maxim, which I like to call "The Essential Guide To Understanding Modern Man" has their own list (The 100 Hottest People).

While my own contributions may not matter much in the long run, a part of trying to stand out against a large landscape of voices is to do something different, especially when it comes to things that I feel passionate about (in this case, movies.) So, in homage to both this "listing" tradition and to my mother's favorite superhero team, I am proud to present to you...


Totoro's Fantastic Four of 2010

#4. Iron Man 2
These days, when a film is released to huge commercial success, it's almost a foregone conclusion that a sequel will be produced. But it's also important to remember that producing a sequel is even more of a risk than the original film on almost every level. The cinematic landscape is filled with lackluster sequels that didn't live up to the potential of the original film, so I wouldn't blame you if you had placed Iron Man 2 on the list as a matter of default. As for me, I reserve final judgment on any film until I see it in the theater.

As it turns out, I really didn't have anything to worry about. On the acting front, Robert Downey Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow continue their pitch-perfect performances as Tony Stark/Iron Man & Pepper Potts respectively, but I also thoroughly enjoyed Mickey Rourke as Ivan Vanko/Whiplash and Don Cheadle's turn as Col. James Rhodes/War Machine. On the FX front, the action sequences in this film are way better than the previous film. I also found the story twist involving Tony (the chestpiece that saved him from death is slowly killing him) particularly poignant. All in all, a worthy example of a, "good sequel" and my 4th favorite film of 2010.

#3. Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows, Part I
As the saying goes, "All good things must come to an end." For me, the Harry Potter series, both in print and on film, has definitely been a good thing and I will no doubt shed a few tears before it is over. It will be remembered as one of the seminal stories of our time, but it also means I will have one less thing to look forward to as one year progresses to the next. So, I sat in the theater waiting for the movie to start with mixed feelings in my stomach, and a flurry of questions racing through my head, with one question above all others: "What moments from the book did they leave out of the film?"

Now don't misunderstand me. As an aspiring screenwriter, I am well-aware when you condense a 300+ page book into a 100-120 page screenplay, some elements from the book just won't make the cut. However, I was pleasantly reassured that this film stayed true to both the spirit and plot of the book. I also enjoyed the performances from the three lead actors - Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter), Emma Watson (Hermione Granger) & Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley) - who have matured before our eyes into veteran performers. This was truly one of my favorite films of the year.

#2. Inception
Ever since I started watching movies I have been drawn to films that involve either our established perception of reality or the untapped potential of the human mind. Past noteworthy examples of these types of films include Rashomon, Dreamscape, The Usual Suspects, Face/Off, Fight Club, The Matrix, Waking Life, Memento, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind and this year's Shutter Island. So, when I finished my initial viewing of Inception, I realized that I just saw a film that not only had both of the elements stated above, it was constructed in such a way that one did not take anything away from the other.

Inception was one of the true breakout hits of the 2010 movie season, and helped cement Nolan's reputation as one of the best directors working today. I also found it noteworthy because it was based off an original script that Nolan had spent about ten years working on between his other projects. This movie also has what I have come to expect out of a Christopher Nolan film: Great visual spectacle interlaced with performances from a stellar cast including Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page, Tom Hardy (scene-stealer extraordinaire), Marion Cotillard, Cillian Murphy, Ken Watanabe & Michael Caine. This is a film that I will remember for a long time.

#1. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World"Scott who?" was my initial reaction upon learning that a movie adaptation of Bryan Lee O'Malley's series of graphic novels was in the works. After my customary research, my interest level increased when I heard that Edgar Wright (Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz) had been signed on to direct. However, I preferred to wait until those whose opinion I trusted saw the film for themselves and reported back to me. Let me put this way: When four of your friends (in this case, Mr. A, Zyconis, Jam, & Neko-X) unanimously encourage you to see ANY film, take their advice. I'm glad I did.

I pronounce that this film was not only the best comic-book film of the year, it was actually the best videogame film as well. The source material was transferred to the screen largely intact, and I found the writing sharp, witty and highly quotable. I also enjoyed the acting in this film, particularly from Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Ramona Flowers), Kieran Culkin (in a scene-stealing performance as Wallace Wiggins), Ellen Wong (Knives Chau), Brandon Routh (Todd Ingram), Jason Schwartzman (Gideon Gordon Graves) and the perfectly-cast Michael Cera (Scott Pilgrim). Combine that with a hard-pounding musical score composed by Beck and Wright's visual storytelling skill, and you have my favorite film of 2010.

And that concludes my listing of the favorite films of the 365 days that will forever be remembered as 2010. I hope you've had as much fun reading this as I did writing it, and I look forward to what the next year in cinema has to offer for an unabashed dork like me.

See you at the movies,
~Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Mr. A's review of........Tron Legacy


The Story
Sam Flynn has never had an easy life despite being the son of famous ENCOM CEO Kevin Flynn. After the disappearance of his father, Sam lashed out against the world and especially the people involved in his father's company.
One night after pirating ENCOM's new operating system and releasing it to the public, Sam is approached by Alan Brady, Kevin's long-time friend and co-worker. Alan reveals that he's received a page from Kevin's old office located in the now abandoned Flynn's Arcade.
Letting curiosity get the better of him, Sam ventures to the arcade and hacks into his father's computer mainframe and accidentally activates a digitizing laser which takes him into The Grid, a cyber-world populated by humanoid computer programs.
Being forced to fight for his life, Sam must defeat the omnipotent Clu, find his father, and escape this horrific place before time runs out. Can Sam do it or will he fall before Clu and his silent guard Rinzler? Welcome to the Grid...


The Review
Waiting almost 30 years for a sequel to the original Tron, I must say that this film was a bit of a let down. Not to say that it wasn't a good movie, it was absolutely fantastic for what it was, it's just that there's was so much they could have done with the movie that they didn't.
I will say that it was good to see Jeff Bridges back as both Kevin Flynn and Clu, who should technically be called Clu 2. The CG used to de-age both Jeff Bridges and Bruce Boxleitner (Alan Brady, Tron) was impressive.
The redesigns for the Lightcycles, combat uniforms, and pretty much EVERYTHING were awesome and seeing the images of programs doing disc battles in huge arenas made me feel like a kid again.
The pacing wasn't as good as it could have been and there were a few parts that seemed unnecessary (the entire scene with Castor felt sort of tacked together).
Overall though it was really fun and I'd probably go see this again.


The Verdict
Great effects and above-average acting will keep you interested, but unless you were a fan of the original Tron or you're a little kid, you might not like it.
One other piece of advice I must give you all is DO NOT SEE IT IN 3-D!!!
The portions that were actually in 3-D were good, but there wasn't enough of it to warrant you paying the extra $7 to see it. There was also the problem with the sides of the screen coming out of focus if you weren't looking right at it, but that could have just been the theater we saw it in.
Maka, Jam, Rerun (who from now on will be called Clu), and I all paid for the 3-D and we weren't impressed (which was why we kept the glasses after the movie).
If you got a free weekend and you like sci-fi/cyberpunk you should definitely catch this one. Drag your girlfriends to it!

5.5/10 in 3-D
7/10 in 2-D



Stay tuned for some old-school movie reviews from me and a possible Scott Pilgrim commentary!


Jaa mata,
Mr. A
(Executive producer, User)

Monday, December 13, 2010

The Otaku 5-0 Show: The Last Airbender Audio Commentary

Aloha everybody!

I am pleased to present to you the long-awaited audio commentary track for The Last Airbender!

Before proceeding, I must issue my customary disclaimer that despite our best efforts our commentary track may not sync up perfectly with your DVD version of the film. So please adjust either as necessary.

Now, sit back and enjoy the fruit of our labors. We hope that you have as much fun listening to this commentary as we did recording it.

Mahalo,
~Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)

Show Notes
The Last Airbender Audio Commentary

Recording Date: November 29, 2010
Total Running Time: 105 minutes

Panelists
Totoro (Otaku 5-0 Executive Producer)
Jupiter (Podcast Executive Producer)
Mr. A (Assistant Podcast Executive Producer)
Maka (Assistant Video Executive Producer)
Jam (Contributor-at-Large)


To better sync our commentary with your DVD version of the film, just follow the instructions below:

FIRST AND FOREMOST, download our audio commentary track to your computer or favorite mp3 player.

1) Load up your DVD, and proceed to the main menu:

Nice-looking menu. Too bad the movie sucked.

2) Move the cursor, highlighting and selecting "Scene Selections".

3) Scroll through the corresponding menu, and highlight the first scene with the cursor.

4) Play our audio commentary track, and select that scene when prompted to do so.

Enjoy!

Feedback is always accepted here at Otaku 5-0. Please send us an e-mail to us at otaku50podcast@gmail.com OR post a comment on this blog!

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Mr. A's review of.....The Italian Job


So, the great Diamond Head Video is going out of business so I decided to pick up a few DVD's to keep me entertained while our hiatus is going on. Here is the first review in a line of old-school movies I picked up.

The Story
Charlie Croker isn't such a bad guy despite serving a lengthy prison sentence. He's nice, a snappy dresser, and he's got a brand new job that's sure to rake in the dough. Unfortunately this job could also send him up the river again...or home in a pine box.
Charlie's old friend and fellow thief Roger Beckermann has got a great idea; steal a four-million dollar shipment of gold that's on it's way from China to the Fiat motor company located in Turin, Italy. The plan is perfect...until Beckermann ends up dead at the hands of the Italian mafia.
Despite the risks Charlie decides that too big of a payoff to pass up and sets out to gather a crack team in order to pull off this "Italian job."
Can charlie and his rag-tag team of thieves pull this off and make the biggest theft in history or will the mob get the better of Charlie and send him back in pieces?

The Review
It's pretty much a given that if Michael Caine is in a movie it's gonna be good. Charlie is an instantly lovable character despite yelling at his inept crew for almost half of the movie. Noel Coward does a superb job as Mr. Bridger, the ominous Brit mobster who backs Charlie's plan.
The pacing is really good and gives you just enough down time in order to absorb the plot, the car chases are some of the best I've ever seen in any old film save for The French Connection, and the dialogue is hilarious.
The only down side that I could see is that the film hasn't aged very well, but better than most films from that time.

The Verdict
Solid casting, great locations, and a brilliant ending ensure a good time for all. However if you saw the remake with "Marky" Mark Wahlberg you might not enjoy it as much.
I picked this up for only five bucks and it was definitely the best five I've spent in some time. Got track this down and give it a whirl.
8/10

Stay tuned for more reviews over the next few months, along with an audio commentary or two.

Jaa mata,
Mr. A
(Executive producer, master planner)

Saturday, December 4, 2010

It Came From YouTube, Part Five

Aloha everybody!

First off, I would like to announce the results of our poll regarding Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows, Part I. In a convincing victory, "Thumbs Up" ended up with the lion's share of 7 votes out of 10 overall, with 2 votes for "Thumbs Down" and a single vote for "Thumbs Sideways". Thank you very much to all those who voted, and please continue to vote in all future polls on our site!

But first, a few announcements. Even though we at The Otaku 5-0 Show are officially on our winter hiatus, that doesn't mean that we're not keeping informed about the latest entertainment news. For those who follow our Facebook page, we continue to post applicable tidbits for specific entertainment-related items that we have taken an interest in.

I am also pleased to announce that we have recently recorded an audio commentary for, "The Last Airbender" featuring myself, Jupiter, Mr. A, Maka & Jam. In an effort to stagger our post-season content, the commentary will be uploaded in the next few weeks.

But until then, let me take this opportunity to present the actually fulfill the title line of this article by presenting the latest installment of, "It Came From YouTube!"

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As you are well aware, thanks to the efforts of my colleagues Mr. A & Jam, I have recently become a fan of the seminal British TV Series, "Doctor Who." One day, while surfing YouTube, I came across this fan-made music video featuring events from the most recent series. I now submit it to you for your enjoyment.



Earlier this year, Mr. A ended up house-sitting for Jupiter while she and her family were on a trip to the Mainland. Inevitably, the rest of the Otaku 5-0 staff ended up staying in the house for varying periods of time. During that period, not only did we end up recording a lot of "Unplugged" episodes, but we also got a chance to hang out as friends. During one such gathering, we ended up in collective stitches after watching this video. Therefore, I submit this for your enjoyment.



Now, everybody has a very specific sense of humor. Different things are funny to different people, so you might not find this next video funny. You may not believe me, but what I am about to say is completely honest. After viewing this for the first time, I was laughing at my computer for a solid minute. Enjoy!



Our final video for this installment features the talents of musician/comedian Stephen Lynch, who performs a song that pretty much encompasses my life from the age of 14. Hmm... Should I be amused or worried?



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And that concludes the latest installment of, "It Came From YouTube". Feel free to send in YOUR favorite videos from cyberspace, and I'll post a follow-up article with your submissions!

See You In Cyberspace,
~Totoro (Executive Producer, The Otaku 5-0 Show)